Nothing short of disgusted

It's over. I'm never going out with Mr. Mazda again. He called to invite Maggie and I to the dog park with him and Mollie (his dog) after lunch...and since it's 4 degrees outside and I haven't done anything all day I thought...sure, why not? At least athletic wear will be appropriate and I can get all bundled up (I love the whole winter wear look!)

Mollie is an American Bulldog. Super cute. Big. But cute. She and Maggie hit it off right away which was sort of surprising considering Maggie can be fickle, but who are we kidding; so can I! After I tell Mr. Mazda how cute/adorable I think his dog is I start to notice the slobber. This dog is slobbering everywhere! All over him, me, and Miss Mags. Now, I realize tons of people have dogs that slobber and while a slobbery dog is not for me, I won't judge on the basis of slobber alone. Because seriously, from a distance this dog was really pretty cute!

And that's when it happened. The moment I realize Mr. Mazda is done. Mollie jumps up on him. And sort of hugs him and it was freakin adorable. He hugs her back and the dog licked his face. Now I don't normally condone face lickings and Maggie learned that at a very young age but hey, to each their own. And that's when........................HE LICKED HER BACK! Let me say that one more time: HE. LICKED. HER. BACK! This dog had frozen slobber stuck on it's face and he licked her back. I'm nothing short of disgusted.

Needless to say, Mr. I Love to Lick My Dog has way bigger issues than inappropriate footwear and we will not be seeing what footwear he chooses for a second date!