First, I cannot believe I haven't mentioned this before today. And B, I promise to return to my normal PG-13 related topics after this post.
I met his guy at an apartment association meeting a few months ago. We'll call him....Chris Thompson (actual name). It was a vendor meeting designed for networking and generating new business. He asked for one of my cards, which of course, I thought nothing about seeing as it was a meeting designed for networking. And he started texting me during the meeting. He was ok looking (I'm typically attracted to a bigger guy) and the meeting agenda was little dry so we flirt texted a little. Totally harmless. Well, over the next few days we continued to text. We ended up going to lunch and I realized this guy was sooooo not my type. Arrogant. Full of himself. Not that much taller than I. And he admitted to having a girlfriend. Hello? We've been flirting for days. Complete dog. In true Jillian form I stopped returning his texts after our lunch (probably not my best quality). Anyway, after he figured out I wasn't answering him anymore he started sending me the crudest texts: what I'm wearing? Can he come over for lunch? Should we get a hotel room for the afternoon?
Well, I saw him at the last association meeting. My boss and I ended up sitting at the same table with him and we chatted during the meeting. No big deal. Well, he's texting me again. I haven't responded. Being polite really isn't my forte when it comes to possible love interest lost (think Mr. I lick my dog). Anyway, in hopes of provoking a response he sends this today:
No joke. I censored it due to it's inappropriate nature and my family aka grammy may one day read this blog. Can you believe a guy would send a naked pic to a girl he has never shared one private moment with? No date. No solicitation of said dirty pic....just sent it over. I couldn't believe it. I feel dirty. And absolutely terrible for this guys girlfriend. And I'm definitely NOT looking forward to seeing him at the next association meeting.Btw: what is the proper past tense for text. Texted?
4 comments:
Oh. My. Goddddddd!!!!! This guy is a wack-job and a half! I mean, is he that arrogant that he think once you see his naked body, you'll want to jump his bones?! You know what would be sweet revenge? Figuring out who his girlfriend is and then having her read your blog! That's such a "Blair" move from Gossip Girl - but it would be sooo worth it ;)
I'm totally gonna track his girl down!!!!! Clearly, I have been slacking! Not to worry, I'm channeling Blair and I'll keep you updated!
Good grief! That is beyond ridiculous! Wow. Ok so yeah - g/f needs to know about her crazy b/f. Seriously.
Anyways, thanks for following me! I will definitely be checking back to see how this turns out!
Oh you should attach his name to his picture. I wonder if you goodgled it, would it come up?
That guy's a weirdo!!! Who does that? It's better if you stay away from him. Who knows what other trick he's gonna come up next?
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