I'm A Very Bad Girl

I've been a very bad girl. Yesterday was one of the worst days ever. And somehow one of the most fun. If that's even possible. It started off with my late arrival at our early Monday sales meeting (whoops!). Surprisingly, no one seemed to notice, so that was nice, but it still didn't relieve the stress ball I transformed into over the 45 minute commute. Then I arrive home to find my roommate STILL had not purchased any detergent and was doing laundry AGAIN. Which in itself doesn't sound all that bad, but he was washing with soft soap. Yes, I said it: Soft Soap in the washer. I was furious and let him know. It's highly likely roomie is looking for a new place right now.

Well, then my good buddy invited me out. We'll call her....Ruth. She has more x-husband drama than Pamela Anderson! And listening to her regale the tales of Bob's (Bob is what we call the crazy version of her husband) shenanigans is nothing short of hysterical. She really takes everything in amazing stride and has turned out to be one of the strongest women I know! She makes me laugh so hard and oh how she can drink.

Which brings me to the bad part: 5 Mich Ultras, 1 red headed slut, 1 lemon drop, 1 starburst. Needless to say, were having a good ole time. I can't ever remember laughing so hard! I wish I had a cool, funny story that ultimately ended up with me taking home a beautiful man; no such luck. Basically, I ruined my amazing healthy lifestyle streak and have the worst headache known to man. Seriously, I think my head might explode. But it was soooooo worth it.