My house smells like farts. It's coming out of the heat vents! It's unbearable. Well, until you get used to it and then it's unnoticeable. Why does my house smell like farts? What is causing this rancid smell and how am I going to get rid of it. I need my house to smell of Downy and lavender....
Oh, and I totally dropped my phone in the toilet. Yeah, I said it. I left it on the bathroom sink. Without thinking, I laid my bath towel on top of it, then when I grabbed the towel, my phone slipped off the counter, bounced on the toilet paper roll, and plopped right in the toilet. I saw the whole series of events happening in slow motion and just watched it with my eyes wide open completely frozen with my towel in hand. Yeah, I got skills. I was so disgusted I didn't even fish it out right away; I left it soaking until I dried off, got dressed, and cleaned up my mess. I mean, 30 seconds or 30 minutes fully submerged in toilet water probably doesn't make that big of a difference. And if it does, I would've hated that phone from the moment I pulled it out of the germ infested waters! (I know you've seen that Scrubbing Bubbles commercials where they show all the bacteria in your toilet!)
Sooo, my new phone should be here tomorrow. Thank god for cell phone insurance.
Friday, February 20, 2009
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4 comments:
haha, I love how these two things kinda go together (your cell phone may now smell like farts!) ha!
Sorry to hear that! Air freshener plug-ins work miracles...
Sometimes if you get it out of the toilet fast enough, and remove the battery and leave it out to dry, it works again.
Yikes! Sorry to hear about the farty smell at your place. hehehehe...Have you tried burning candles? I hope the smell doesn't follow you out the house, then people might say you've been farting a lot. Lols! hehehe... Anyhow, I just came upon you blog and I love the posts... Will be dropping in again soon. =)
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