Thursday Letters

Dear Girl that even the teacher hates listening to,

Can you please shut your mouth during class? I've talked to several girls in our class and it's highly likely one of them will attack you the next time you give them a dirty look for not commenting on what you said.....NO ONE CARES/UNDERSTANDS WHAT YOU SAID; THAT'S WHY THEY AREN'T COMMENTING.

Annoyed,

Someone who doesn't want to have to listen to you ramble on for 3 hours about how someone performed a hate crime on you.

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Dear Bikram Yoga,

I love you. Will you marry me? Fiance won't mine...especially when he sees the positions I can get my body into while sweating off 10lbs in the 110 degrees!

Lovingly yours forever (or at least until my $29 introductory month is over),

Someone who loves touching her toes

PS. I'm not actually touching my toes. I can't...unless I'm trapped in a room warmed to 110 degrees. But I will the next time I go.


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Dear Tiresome Job,

I'm really starting to hate you. I just thought you should know.

Begrudgingly yours,

Someone who would quit if your flexible schedule wasn't so convenient