Reason # 5689 We Must Have a Girl

When Hubs proposed, he took me on a Cruise to Cabo, got down on one knee, said he loved me and wanted to spend the rest of his life with me.  And of course I said yes!  Obviously... 

Now that we live together, I realize he should have said this: 



Continuation of this conversation:

Hubs:  (farting)

Me: (huge eyes) did you just fart?

Hubs:  I'm ording US Weekly--you can't be mad.

Me:  Hmmmmmm....ok.