Violated In My Own Driveway

Dear Losers that rummaged through my car,

I haven’t left my purse or money or anything of significant worth in my car since you jimmied the lock on my eclipse several years ago at 24 hour fitness.    Yes, you will be pleased to hear, I remember you!   The next time you want to check for valuables could you please do me the courtesy of replacing all the school books, hair ties, pens, sunglasses and  legal paperwork necessary to prevent tickets where you found it.  It’s very unsettling to see your stuff thrown about and this way you could search for valuables under the radar. 

Now that I mention it….I speculate that you might be last ones to see my old iPod/iTrip that mysteriously disappeared several months ago.  I left it in my car since I got a new one for Christmas but it never occurred to me that it got stolen.  I can’t imagine what you used a first generation iPod that only held 500 songs with a cracked screen for but I hope you got some good use out of it…lucky for me I usually use my new one in the house!

Thanks for the reminder,

Someone who wishes the dogs would bark when something ACTUALLY happens and not just at the mail man