Do You Hate Poop? VOTE Maggie!

Today I did my very first proposal!  Well, technically, it was Robert proposal but I did all the calculating and he checked my work but I did get a little bit of much needed practice.   This week is going by so fast.  Between learning, AAKC meetings, and a YARCO event at the Argosy tomorrow this week will be over before I know it.  I am flashbacking to the days of The Mortgage Store when I actually LOVED my job and while it might be too early to make that official announcement… I think those days have returned! 

         We received an offer on the townhouse today.   Hubs and I had pretty much resigned ourselves into believing we would be staying in my townhouse for a little while longer since we’ve only had 4 or 5 showings since January.  But this last showing was a winner and it appears we have the opportunity to sell it.  And of course we still have his house, so it looks like we might be moving to Belton, ick---for more reason than one.  I hate change  and have a difficult time pulling the trigger on big things.  When I decided to sell my eclipse I spent a year hem-hawing around about it.  When I left Chicago I totally cried.  When we sold my very first car I totally cried as the new owners drove off.   I don’t even like it when my family changes up the seating arrangement at family dinner.  Now, it’s time to sell……my HOME.  It makes me very nervous.  I guess I didn’t really think this day would come---it makes perfect sense to move into Hubs’ place but I am still reluctant.  We have some serious discussing to do tonight. 

          On a brighter note, this morning is the first morning in about 4 days when Tyson didn’t take a big crap in the kitchen so that's a total plus....

The last four days:

Tyson:  I think I gotta poop. 

Maggie:  Dude, you're gross.  

Tyson:  I'm gonna lay one down right here in the kitchen.

Maggie: They'll be downstairs in two minutes. 

Tyson:  You’re gonna wanna go upstairs Mags…this is not going to be pretty.

Maggie:  Dude, seriously, they're gonna kill you

Tyson:  Nice Haircut Loser

Maggie:  I don’t think it’s a good idea

Tyson:  (poop stance)

Maggie:  (running upstairs)  Tyson is pooping in the kitchen!  I’m going to stay right by your side and be really sweet so you don’t think I did it.  He is so stupid….

Me:  (headed downstairs)  Does it smell like poop?

Tyson:  Wait, What?  I don’t smell anything

(Huge pile of crap on the kitchen floor)

Me:  Tyson!  I’m going to kill you!

Maggie:  I told you so.

Tyson:  Why is she yelling so loud?

Maggie:  She is yelling at YOU!  You big Dummy!  For pooping on the floor.

Tyson:  Really?  Reeeeaaaallly?

Maggie:  Hi!  My name is Maggie!  And I don’t poop in the house!  VOTE MAGGIE!